Nails, frills and gimmicks
Sunday, November 28, 2010
AS EXPECTED, MR ALIM SAVED MY ITOUCH4! *cheers*
Met th lovebirds for breakfast and i was late. *blush* We had macmac! Nicole brought her top for me and i totally forgotten th jegging i wanna pass to her. ANYWAY~ spend a long time but A finally revived my itouch4.
Got bored and as usual, NICS AND I WENT TO DO OUR NAILS! hahahahas! Reached there early so decided to walk around. When to Ion and obviously into th mac store. I STILL WANNA GET TH MACBOOKPRO! This somewhat cute guy (EC cuter) came to us and ask us to participate in their game! omg th game is so cute! like finding th same picture but th picture is cupcakes! HAHA.
i thought my score was quite high ( i got 3 on th top score list for that touch, th first to were th ppl frm th store's score) but i didnt get a call @ 8pm so :(:( nvm he said that i am in th lucky draw! Hope i will be lucky for once! cant rmb what th top priz was but i can ask weiling right. she works there. HAHA. But she wasnt wrking today. called her before we went. AHAHA.
I fianlly get to do my fav colour Bused home and download games! :):) Happygirl93.com
♥ 8:05 PM
Th birth of my itouch! :)
Saturday, November 27, 2010
FINALLY BOUGHT MY ITOUCH!!
Mad happy mad happy mad happy! WEEEEEEE~ But i cant seem to sync it to my com! ARGH.
Canberra Primary in th morning. Mummy dropped me off @ Uncle John's house. Drove all th way and school sales was quite slow. (I secretly like it because i get th same pay for doing less work (Y)) After work, UncleJohn dropped me off at Sembawang and trained all th way to Expo. Walked one huge round and finally found th mac store! :):)
I think IT sale ppl who get me for a customer will be mad happy! i just when up to th girl and told her i wanted to buy it and WALA~ You see, when im solo, i dont dare do alot of stuff. With my friends however, IMA MEAN GIRL! hahahha!
Anyway, after that bought 2 freaking covers (both hot pink! omg) and train to PayaLebar. Long time since i seen church. Didnt visit though, they were prolly in th middle of service anyway. 70ed homed and PLAYED WITH MY ITOUCH!!!! and as you can see frm i think th second sentence in my post, MY BLOODY LAPTOP CANT FIND MY TOUCH4! FML. Meeting Alim and Nics for breakfast tmr so that Alim can use his It wiz to save my touch.....
♥ 7:56 PM
Go To Hell, Animal Abusers!
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Im soooo gonna raise awareness of all the fuckedup people abusing animals around the world! How can anyone be that evil. Abusing a innocent animal!
Wasn’t that affected by all th animal abusing going on until this morning. I used to just curse th person and 7 generations down th line but this is way too much abusing! Maybe its because of what th person did to th poor puppy!
Go grab a copy of The New Paper! Page 16 and 17! OMG. This fucking ahtiong in china forced this puppy so smoke! It says th guy cut up a bottle, made a hole in th cap and stuck a cigg in it, and capped th mouth of th puppy and forced it to inhale! FHL! Th puppy’s hind legs were tied up and hung in th air with his nead lying on th floor. Then he made th puppy inhale for like 2mins and wfter that th puppy’s eyes were white and you can see pain in them!!!
KNNBCCB! Then third picture you can even see th ahtiong’s face!!! *curse and swear, and curse and swear somemore* WTF. I have enough of animal abuse already! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I TIED YOU UP, HANG YOU UPSIDE DOWN AND MAKE YOU EAT DOG SHIT, DRINK CAT URIN AND *thinking of what other animals I’ve seen being abuse* AND STAB YOU REPEATEDLY WITH MY HIGH HEELS UNTIL YOUR GUTS POUR OUT!!!
Seriously! Just put yourself in th kitten’s and puppy’s paws lah hor! CBkias! I think im that affected because when I was younger, I saw a bunch of older dude abusing (cant really say its abusing, but they were disturbing) this new born kitten outside hougang mall! The poor kitten haven even opened its eyes lah! If I was like older (I think I was 12?) I would go there, scream at them and carry th poor kitten away!!
Seriously! Are you that Lonely and sick that you have to abuse a innocent animal to feel good about yourself?! If you are, I think this world will be a much better place w/o you so you can use go jump building and die already! YAH! I SAID THAT!
♥ 1:01 PM
Im Made to be a LAWYER!
Friday, November 19, 2010
Okay. Honestly, half my inspiration to blog is gone. I have to blog like when im damn bloody pissed, then you people will have a good show to see. HAHAHA. Anyway, here is a less entertaining post loh! Enjoy hearing me GAN RP!
When to sch today with like no mood already lah. Over slept and woke up @ 640am. Waited like 30mins for th stupid 103 and as usual its like fuckedup full lah! Anyway, Fastforward until in class. Idk why, but th moment class started i feel like going home! Must be Sheha's disgusting face lah! and her hair ALWAYS same pattern th! FHL.
Anyway there was this sit in faci and just before first break started he was like scolding us cos my clique (most of them) were wearing slippers. And he said "If th principal steps in now, you guys wont kena. Your faci will." In my head i was like "Come on lah, you teach in RP how many years le, have you seen th principal so free, step into class do spot check? No right? stfu and get out of our class lah!"
Oh, and FYI, i dont even knw who th fuck is th principal lah! have i seen him before? LOL. Anyway. Weird sit in faci guy was like "So during second meeting when i step into class, i should not see anyone wearing slippers arh." DONT WANT SEE, DONT COME IN LAH! WE DONT WELCOME YOU!
Irritating! Seriously, whats wrong with this NO SLIPPERS rule!? Wearing slipper will die meh! So ridunkolous! Slippers are also footwear loh! What If someone injured their leg and it swells up like a pig trotter? Still must squeeze their feet into a shoe meh! puki!
You say it "training" us to dress smartly or sth?! fuck that! I can conform to the school rules in a CLOWN OUTFIT and you still call that dressing smartly? USE YOUR BRAIN AND THINK LAH HOR!
Wearing slipper does not mean i dont study right? Wearing slippers does not mean i will distrub other right? Wearing slippers does not mean im dressed casually right?
And imagine, this post is JUST talking about slippers. Imagine i pinpoint all the ridiculous rules RP made for us and shoot shoot shoot! Siala! Epic Show man!
As HIMYM will say, LAWYER-ED!
Anyway "Breakfast-ed" with th clique, Weijie and Evelyn found shoes. Corin, Lili and I cant be bothered so we partialed. Technically, Corin is absent cos she is marked NIFM already! HAHA. Wanted to train down to Far East but my EZlink is broke too. Bused all th way to town. First time siol! must rmb, 187 followed by 190 will reach FEP within th hour.
Saw an old uncle in th bus so we helped him carry his newspapers frm th bus all th way to th coffeeshop for him before we continue our journey! Karma will return us th favor! :) Reached FEP and slack for like an hour because they were booked till 1pm. MSN kajiao th class and camwhored with lili's MP3/camera/spoilt phone. HAHAHA.
Told lili my secret & she better not repeat. HAHAHA. After nails, camwhore in toilet and when out to nuah again. Corin friends came and went then we all parted ways. Corin bus home, lili trained and i bused opposite direction. Bused all th way back frm town and surf web till now.
SHIOK no need to RJ and Quiz and Evaluation. If not my whole grp which consist of two other members will get strongly disagree for th first option, i think its th cooperative part. THEY DONT WANNA TALK! FML. I HATE INTERNATIONAL GRP!!
♥ 7:29 PM
SinagporeTourBirthdayRules
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Fun Fun Fun day today! Korkor said it was impossible to squeeze two birthdays into one day but i managed to do it! :)
Suppose to meet nicole and th girls @ 1130 and all of us were late. I was late for like 3 mins only! HAHAHA. th rest were like half an hour late and stuff. BirthdayGirl reached like 5mins after me and we went window shopping. Assesorize have like th chioest and most expensive stuff you can find lah!
Ruimin came and we walked to Far east to makan. Had th fried dumpling thingy and shared Th meat-in-fishball thingy noodle with Nicole. Celine and we walked around. While buying Nicole's chio blazer, Jeanie came. Walked around and went straight to th ring shop! HAHAAHAHA.
We were like children in a candy store lah! HAHAHAHAHA. Spend like endless hours in th shop and forgot i was suppose to meet the clique! HAHAHAHA. so paid and chiong down to tampines! walaus. th train ride can die th lah.
Met Nicole, Weijie and Elvin @ Pizza Hut and their table is like FILLED WITH EMPTY PLATES! hahahahah! Once i reached, weijie left to see his bike! :( Stayed in PH until Eve came. Walked around TamOne for afew and cabbed down to east coast road for Haggen Dazs.
Just before we reached, got this fucking angmoh almost bang us down! We were standing at th curb and when he tried to turn, he was like 5cm short of banging us down so Eve was like "*knockknock on his car* walao drive properly lah." then he opened his door and scold us sia! WTF! dont knw what th hell he said but feel like slapping him sia.
Went to kajiao Justin and laughed @ his uniform. HAHAHA. Had lots of fun @ Haggen dazs. Thanks whoever we are suppose to thank for th fondue! Dont knw if i can say anything about it but whoever knws already, are th ppl that i want them to knw. :) Told Justin about th stupid angmoh and he was like "tell th angmoh, here Singapore leh! not your country!" HAHA. i think if we said that just now, comfirm kena gan one loh.
Bused all th way to Ion and walked to TAKA. Went straight to Kino and saw all th bag bag stuff. I WANT TH YSL BAG! idc! OMG! Why i want so many bags sia. YSL, the little things she needs(that one i freaking want!!!), new laptop bag, ARGH. i need a better job! Cant i just strike lotery or have some super fucking rich relative died and wrote me money in his/her will. like a long lost godma, godfather, favourtie uncle, favourite aunty whatever! JUST GIMME MONEY CAN LE!
After Taka, walked to Far east and have dinner. Train home with jiejie and cab back frm mrt, 640 meter fare! im broke! home by 10pm and mummy still niam! FML.
Anyway, HAPPYBIRTHDAYDADDY!!!

♥ 8:19 AM
Partial 出看戏!
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Okay. Short post.
Partialed @ 930 with Corin Lili weijie Evelyn and Elvin. Met Nicole and Brandon outside school. Coffeeshop chicken rice for breakfast and then off to yishun. Jiejie drove to sch and HE DIDNT FETCH ME! hrumphf! ANYWAY. hd to train to Yishun because SOMEONE need to drive his car home first!
After that trained to Somerset to watch duedate. Mad funny and somewhat touching show! cute ttm and sweet like honey too. ONLY THAT THERE WERE A BUNCH OF BITCHES SITTING BEHIND US THAT LAUGH AT EVERY FUCKING THING! *10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... cooled down*
After movie walked to FEP. CB. walk halfway rain like hellll! wth! half drenched! reached far east straight away go toilet dry EVERYTHING! especially my hair. threw my socks away cos they were like totally cui already! HAHAHAHAHA
Anyway. poloroid with LILI and off we go to do our nails! th guys went to eat while corin lili and i went hunting for another shop to do our nails cos NAIL STATUS wants us to wait half an hour. :( found this shop upstairs that does CLASSIC MANI FOR 12 BUCKS! like cheap only! but th women/men to fucking slow!
Done with all our nails stuff corin went off. Jiejie Elvin lili and i bounce train home!
♥ 9:20 PM
Second day of work.
Saturday, November 13, 2010
BukitView Primary School sales today.
Fun part is i mend th cashier halfway into th sales! :):) Okay to fully understand why i feel damn bloody happy i must tell you this. Since young, i loved playing with cashiers. i think daddy bought me two cashier sets! and FYI, i still have one! Its somewhere in th computer room filled with my money frm china! HAHAHA.
Then th NOT-SO-FUN part will be stock taking and when the motherfucking aunty told her daughter "Girl ah, stop moving around and let th AUNTY measure you". DIU! She was talking about me loh! wtf! I where got look like aunty sia! *drawing circles in th air*
Anyway, Saw Anne for like th first time after almost a year lah! HAHA. today like alot of people work only! theres me, anne, max, carol, anne's friend , anne's other friend, anne's brother, jeffery, uncle john, weiling. So drama. one primary one oreintation have 10 ppl jaga!
OHOH. Talking about max. He damn irritating! Cos he had red hair so i ask whats hes age. SEC3 ONLY LEH! (and he is taller then me! NOTIMPORTANT) Then i asked what sch hes frm lah! striking conver mah! he say GwangYang. then i think wtf is hat and rmb nicole jeanie dont like those GY ppl that loiter around J8, so i was like "oh, th gangster school" guess with th nigga said! "means your school th people all short one lah!" WTF WTF WTF!
Stupid idiot! say me sterotype his school ppl. CHEE. And he said he dont wanna say "pls jiejie" cos i look younger then him ( THANKS FOR TH COMPLEMENT, NOW PLS TELL THAT TO TH AUNTY THAT CALLED ME AN AUNTY!) anyway, th next time he kena work with me, i will make him call me jiejie! He first year, i second year! SENIORITY FTW! hahahs!
So, asked Uncle John how much my pay was and he said he also dont knw. jeff say increase by 10cents. WTF 10cents arbo dont increase! DIU!i sure hope he was kidding cos i was expecting at least a 50cent or 1dollar increase in pay! lets do th math. that time my clock in clock out was 8.30-1.20(shld be 2.10 loh :( ) thats around 5hours and today, 8-3, comes to a total of 12hours.
12hours with my old pay will be 54bucks nia! if increase pay by 50cents jiu shi 60bucks! and if by a dollar jiu shi 66! CUI ALL ALSO CUI! WHY CANT I HAVE AN AWESOME JOB THAT CAN EARN ALOT OF MONEY IN VERY LITTLE TIME! :(:(
Hope to work more hours or uncle phang pay me more more more MORE! :) my itouch fund is currently at a dangerous $150. th danger is that i may just give up and use th 150 on shoes and clothes! CANNOT CANNOT! MUST CONTINUE SAVING! Audrey, JIAYOU JIAYOU!
♥ 7:29 PM
ILOVENICOLESIM
Friday, November 12, 2010

OMG. As you all can see frm my awesome twitter feed,
ILOVENICOLESIM! Like seriously! Th girl is AWESOMEEEEEEEEE.
Met her yesterday for Our Manis and guess what she brought along besides Alim, she brought along a little M.A.C bag. And i was like OHMYGAD! *floats up to th air*
SHE BOUGHT ME MY PRETTY PLEASE MAC LIPSTICKKK! &&&its my very FIRST lipstick! (can i hear a awwwwwww frm th readers?!) HAHAHA. Seriously! i didnt expect to see a MAC bag when you said you have sth for me!
Awwww. seriously lost for words yesterday! but today, she will love me back! Cos i gave her a chio tumblr site for MAKEUP! hahhahahahahs!
Anyway. Did a coward SPRAY-BRUSH tattoo yesterday! HAHAHAHA. cute star. And i will ask Lili to draw my Audrey Tattoo everyday! HAHAHAHAHAH. When to one tattoo parlor @ FEP to ask th price of my chio tat ( which is my fb current DP). 80FREAKINGBUCKS! Who wanna spon me! :):) it will be on my wrist!
But LaoDa say wrist damn bloody pain! He say chest not as pain as wrist. :( but wrist then cute leh! AIYOHHHHH. EC say dont put tattoo, Audrey says she wanna have a CHIO tattoo! EC say his sister have ALOT of tattoo. hahahas! Make a deal lah! EC dont tattoo i dont tattoo! :):) & now, if only he reads my blog! HAHAHAHA.
OK. my ILOVENIKOLESIM post is getting to be a WHATIDIDYESTERDAY post.
♥ 10:27 PM
FUCKMYLIFE
Wednesday, November 10, 2010

MY MUM IS GETTING MORE AND MORE RIDICULOUS!
was tyring to strike up a conversation with her just like 2 seconds ago. So i talked about th stupid gang violence incident. I commented that it was super moronic that they are going around slashing innocent ppl and i told her friends' of my friend was involve.
knnbccb! guess what she said?! SHE ASK ME NOT TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVE BAD INFLUENCE FRIENDS! PUKIMAK! DID SHE EVEN HEARD WHAT THE FUCK I SAID?! I said friends OF my friend. cb
How Ridiculous can someone's EDUCATED parent get?! FOR TH FUCK SAID THEY ARE INVOLVED! cb. i said INNOCENT already right?? I seriously cant stand her!
I WANNA RUN AWAY FROM HOME! 离加出走!! Who wanna be kinda and welcomE me to their house?! Seriously lah! with all this BS going on at home. First is daddy's outrageous scoldings for th tinniest of things, then his sickness, then his memory, then mum's ridiculous curfew timings and now this! WTF!
I jitao told her " YA LAH YAH LAH! EVERYTHING OF MINE IS BAD LAH! ME, MY FRIENDS, MY GRADES EVERYTHING LAH! IM YOUR BIGGEST REGRET AND DISAPPOINTMENT LAH!" and i walked off and blogged! ccb! Seriously, anyones' parents are like this?
FUCKMYLIFE!
♥ 7:47 PM
"CUT!" makeup makeup!!!
Tuesday, November 09, 2010
My blog is like in a critical condition! Can die any min!
HELP SAVE IT BY CLICKING MY NANG AND GIVING ME MOTIVATION TO BLOG! :(
you just have to click th button that says NUFFNANG.
Anyway. Had communications today. This is like th best module out of th 8 i have taken so far. Or maybe its because of my grp? (actually its th three ppl that work) THANKYOU SINEE AND FEI FOR MAKING MY COMMS LESSON SO FUN!
Lets see. EC chiong out of class so fast after he say dont watch movie because so little ppl. :( We all shocked can! EC like throw temper tantrum lildat sia. texted him and he said he was fine. came home msn him he nvr reply. :( Hmmmmmm.
Jehvan just told me and outrageous rumor he heard! obviously we know where it came frm lah! Th clique of boliao snobs~ HAHA. you guys shld hear th "commercial" Justin created for them! EPIC!!! Hard to explain but seriously! You can laugh until you faint or die frm tummy ache! HAHA.
ILOVEMYSEM2CLASS! they all knw what to do to cheer me up! ESPECIALLY Lili, Justin, WeiJie, Nicole-lah, Elvin, Evelyn, Zhihao and at times, *glup* Corin Chua KaiXin HAHAHAHAH. LOVETHEM! Oh and Elvin is my daddy for th day! HAHA.
Caught Megamind with some of them yesterday~ i sat beside EC! Poor thing freezing @ th corner. Who ask him dont wanna take his jacket out. Suppose to catch Due date today but they all decided to turn into PSDs and ask us to watch after UT. OMG. 26nov leh! how to after UT watch?? Anyway, we have many many plenty plenty alot of plans~ SENTOSA! Woot! Movies! yeay! exciting much!? HAHAHAHAHA.
♥ 9:46 PM
Like a G6
Sunday, November 07, 2010
DELLAFWA HATES ME! :(
Taufiq, ask your HOTBABE dont hate me leh! Th Women gave me another D! :( NVM! i stole my brother's marketing book and im gonna mug for UT1 to shut her up! DG she can be bias. UT cannot! HAHAHAHA.
So here i am NOT mugging for UTs YET, damn it! Its always like Last Min for me! Hack care lah! Shld be fine With 6Ps right? HAHAHA.
Mad BORING weekend! Wanted to spend th time doing comms and cog but, LAZY! hahhaas! nvm Most nights msned EC! and talk for like an hour with Flav last night! Sorry dude but i was lying in bed half awake, so pardon me if i was like not talking much! HAHAHA.
I like it when Flav tells me his problems! I like it when i feel needed! \m/ But i was damn thankful i didnt have nightmares last night thanks to flav's 'dog barking at window' bit and Harry Potter ' girl kena possessed' part!
&thanks to Nicole and Jeanie, im gonna end off with.....
Like a G6 like a G6. Now, im feeling so fly like a G6!
♥ 3:19 PM
Trip to Bukit Batok.
Friday, November 05, 2010
Yesterday was kina fun. Except for not bringing my wallet out. How can anyone forget to bring their wallet out of th hse! Stupid drey!
As usual, Sneha scolded me. OMG. why must she scold me EVERY WEEK! Last Week she scolded me because lili and i "yeayyyyy"-ed in class and yesterday, SHE FREAKING SAID I WAS LAZY! pukimak! I am th only one that did th stupid codes frm scratch okay! th rest all freaking used either friends or th codes already given! cb!
Anyway. Did a Aizai 200 words RJ (better be getting A) and off we were to Bukit Batok. Almost got lost with Corin's FANTASTIC GPS and WeiJie have nvr been to Bukit Batok Area. Anyway, Managed to get there in one piece, paid our respect and waited for Elvin & Nicole to come. They dont dare sit eyecandy's car already! Who ask Weijie keep going sooo fast!
Stayed awhile, Saw Evelyns' boyfr. Corin lili and i agree that Evelyn have good taste! HAHA. After while, lili and i went to th playground to sit and talk. idk. i feel weird talking my ususal tone @ wakes and funerals. So th playground was far more relaxing. Saw Eve's niece and nephew! They are like MAD CUTE! Th little girl high five with power one okay! HAHA. Both of them flying kiss all th BHB ppl (Corin, lili and i) when we left.
Otw to dinner, traffic jam! So cancelled our plan to go th AMK and exited to TPY. Went to this muslim foodcourt, forksandspoon ( or spoonandfork) Quite nice lah th chicken noodles i ate. KOI after and dropped Corin @ AMK and and and WEJIE SEND ME HOME! :) He send lili home also lah! and nicole @ yishun to bus home. OOPS. hahahs!
No more car rides already. No more MAC @ 2nd breaks and no more lifts to CWP or even home. :( Fun while it lasted. i show you guys how bling WJ's sister's car is! Nicole took it on Monday and tweeted it.

EyeCandy Driving! :)
♥ 1:21 PM
Cars are pampering me.
Wednesday, November 03, 2010
Greg fetched me to sch today! :) as usual, LATE! Stepped into class @ 8.32! hope this cock cock stand in faci wont mark me as late loh!
死 Evelyn. ask us wear shorts and slippers and then she nvr come to sch! :( lucky i only wore th shorts! my slippers dont match my shorts so i wore my pink ballet flats! Just asked Nicole, eve is not comingggg! :( WHYYYYY!
I hope th lardtub also not coming! bastard always late like fuck! Seriously hope he doesnt come today! I dont want my eyes to bleed sia! early in th morning see one big FAT piece of nothing! CHEEEE. Seriously lah! he is like a extra large size in AMERICa, WHERE BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER IS HAMBURGERS!
Fark! He just stepped in! pukimak! fml. why must ppl this FAT leave their house sia! As you all MUST have guessed by now, I HATE FAT PEOPLE! Seriously lah! Its not a crime to be fat, but you dont have to appear in front of me and make me puke right?! Anyway~ HE WENT HOME! :):)
Anyway, this few days keep sitting EyeCandy's car! :) Monday, He fetched me home and to AMK. Tuesday, fetched us out to get mac. Today, idk yet. Lunch and after sch send to us to interchange? idk. but HE IS AN ANGEL! ihearteyecandy! Anyway better credit Greg. HE DROVE ME TO SCH TODAY! almost late though. As usual lah! HAHAHAHAHA. Next week no car loh! WJ sister coming home, greg idk. Hope mummy's holidays hurry come. then she can send me to sch EVERYDAY! :):)
Thats should be all for now bah.
OHOH! went to do nails with nicole on monday. After, we ate this weird jelly-ish horfan crispy noddle shit! REGRET LIKE FUCK! Tummy ache for 2 days le lah! I feel like cutting out all my guts! fuck pain!
♥ 8:47 AM
SadDay.
Monday, November 01, 2010
Sad day in school.
As everyone knw what happened. Wont eleborate much as its not for me to say anything about. (see im sensitive! not like those no lifes on FB)
Anyway. Quite alot of my friends knw him(RIP), and they are all grieving. Cheerup people. Im here with open arms. You can cry on my shoulder, talk to me, thrash out everything to me.
Anyway. Just to let everyone knw lah.
YOU DONT KNOW HIM, YOU DONT KNW WHAT HAPPEN, SO STFU AND MYOB!
RIP, Darren Ng WeiJie.
♥ 1:41 PM